some cleaning hacks

Generated by Cat Ipsum. Pee on walls it smells like breakfast i is playing on your console hooman and scamperAm in trouble, roll over, too cute for human to get mad lick yarn hanging out of own butt or get poop stuck in paws jumping out of litter box and run around the house scream meowing and smearing hot cat mud all over lick sellotape hide when guests come over, for tickle my belly at your own peril i will pester for food when you're in the kitchen even if it's salad Lick yarn hanging out of own butt is good you understand your place in my worldHead nudges it's 3am, time to create some chaos , or meeeeouw yet human is in bath tub, emergency! drowning! meooowww! sleeping in the box cats are the world for sleeping in the boxGet suspicious of own shadow then go play with toilette paper my slave human didn't give me any food so i pooped on the floor, or ignore the human until she needs to get up, then climb on her lap and sprawl, attack feet. Jump on fridge meoooow and show belly so you're just gonna scroll by without saying meowdy?, but i want to go outside let me go outside nevermind inside is better or sit and stare i could pee on this if i had the energyDo i like standing on litter cuz i sits when i have spaces, my cat buddies have no litter i live in luxury cat life sweet beast. All of a sudden cat goes crazy plan your travelTime to go zooooomRefuse to drink water except out of someone's glass scratch the postman wake up lick paw wake up owner meow meowSwipe at owner's legs thinking longingly about tuna brine sitting in a box i is not fat, i is fluffyPlan steps for world domination stare at guinea pigs

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